That awkward time the foxiest teacher you've ever had isn't as foxy as the last class you had together, but he's still foxy enough...
- My brother: So...are you drunk now?
- Me: (sipping on wine) No, this is only a glass of wine.
- My brother: Well it's 5 o'clock and I didn't know if you had been drinking all day. Can you take me to get lunch?