May 2012
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:| at everything
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HOLY FUCK
I JUST HAD THE BEST DREAM EVER! I WAS ON A BALCONY SMOKING CIGARETTES WHEN A PHONE RINGS OUTSIDE. I PICK IT UP AND IT’S BATMAN CALLING!!!! NEXT THING I KNOW HE’S STANDING THERE ON THE BALCONY WITH ME AND HE’S HOLDING A PIZZA FOR US TO SHARE! I GIVE HIM A CIGARETTE AND EAT PIZZA!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! WHY DOESN’T THIS HAPPEN EVERY NIGHT!? I WOULD NEVER WANT TO WAKE UP!!
That time you thought you got a C in a class...
You emailed your professor to ask about your grade on the final exam and he writes back saying that you didn’t take it. I HOPE THEY FIND IT! I guess it’s reassuring that I could possibly get a C in a class that I didn’t take a 100 point final in (it counted for 20% of my grade). Stay tuned folks as the search for the missing final begins.
UPDATE: I GOT A B! Whoo! My GPA did a...
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tinycartridge:
“Super Mario Bros. Part 4” by...
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I'm craving McDonald's so hard right now.
Down to double cheeseburger
I just want to tell Zooey Deschanel to shut up.
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I've been listening to Real Estate all day.
Just laying around playing Draw Something, Dungeon Raid, and Pandemic. Don’t even act like you’re appalled. Also - if you don’t like Real Estate, go drink a liter of bleach. Ugh. Fucking summertime.
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lol @mylyfe
This morning I woke up with my laptop face down blasting my “Finals” playlist. I apparently watched an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and an episode of Modern Family last night. Don’t remember either. Oops.
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